bloody-guardsman:

daftlypunk:

plot twist: two male characters are platonic friends and the fandom appreciates them as such

ACTUAL plot twist: two male characters enter an explicit romantic relationship and the fandom appreciates the queer representation that the world so desperately needs.

(via consultinglacrossegoalie)


methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

(via divergentsherlockianshadowhunter)


shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

(via divergentsherlockianshadowhunter)


nebulizard:

shout out to everybody who has school soon

i believe in you

you will be excellent this year

and if you’re not that’s ok too it doesn’t mean you’re not smart

just remember to take care of yourself because your mental health is more important than your grades ok?

group hug ily all

(via divergentsherlockianshadowhunter)


troyesivan:

sometimes I feel sad that we don’t have emojis in real life but then I remember we have actual faces

(via tyleroakley)


debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

(via usssunflower)


demigrump:

Protect nonbinary teens at all costs because literally everyone is constantly invalidating their identities or policing their gender and gender expression.

You go, nonbinary teens. Continue being majestic and wonderful and you in your gender journey.

(via equusnanashi)


You’re only given one spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it
Robin Williams (via quote-bucket)

shutupaubrey:

it’s kinda fucked up that funerals cost so much like not only is your loved one dead but now you’re in debt 

(via stabafish)


The point of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the effects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.

(via chaotic-keys)



vy2cool:

wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.

(via equusnanashi)


paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

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i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

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my counter:

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piccolo trombone 

(via trumpetangst)


vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks

vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks

(via thingsaresomuchniceruphere)