aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BEING ABLE TO FEEL SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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kittykurloz:

there-are-cannibals-among-us:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

*whispers* catpuccino

ophelia-super-nova

this makes me extremely happy

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ding-dong-diddly-dick:

fall-out-bruh:

thehomosexuals:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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Wow I actually never thought I’d even care about such an old song but jeez
You’re right

SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

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Once rehearsal is over I just stop functioning properly I stood up to throw away a cup and I almost fell over


guy:

stability:

What do you mean most people leave their rooms before noon

What do you mean most people leave their rooms

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scornedsam:

do you ever see a headcanon so incorrect you have to sit down for a little bit

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imsirius:

Have you ever been the fool of a prank or joke on April Fool’s Day? x

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My goal in life is to be as awesome and nice as my 8th grade history teacher because like to get our attention in assemblies she would just yell “SEX!” and then everyone would be like whoa what but also once she was at mcdonalds and someone behind her at the drive through cussed her out and so she paid for her food and she was just a super great person and yeah.


thetranscendentalists:

The Potters going out for dinner with the kids and Teddy and the waitress asks if all the kids are his so Teddy gets really embarrassed but Harry just gives the biggest smile and says “Yes, they’re all mine” because Teddy is pretty much his son.

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clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

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unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

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twirlingtroye:

thetinkertoyboy:

disneyscouples:

DISNEY LOVE

I love that at first she thinks it’s misogynistic, and isn’t afraid to call him on it, but then we see him do what we almost never see a male superhero do : He admits he’s scared. 

He’s not trying to belittle her, he’s not trying to tell her or even the kids that they’re not strong, 

He’s trying to protect what he loves most because he’s terrified of losing them. The big, giant robot ripping apart BUILDINGS doesn’t scare him at all compared to losing what he loves.

I love this movie for so many reasons, but this scene is one of the bigger ones. A hero movie where the males are allowed to be emotional without appearing weak? A hero movie where females are allowed to be strong without being callous or woefully 2D? A hero movie where children are allowed to explore their potential instead of being shitty sidekicks?

YES PLEASE.

Disney kept it real

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bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

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